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An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog. Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone. “Flaps, check,” he says to the copilot, “Landing Gear, check. Altitude, check. Right, we’re going in. Hold on.” The plane lands and comes [Continue]

Sometimes women are overly suspicious of their husbands. When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. “You’re running around with other women,” she charged. “You’re being unreasonable,” Adam responded. “You’re the only woman on earth.” The quarrel continued until Adam fell [Continue]

Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their love lives. One woman said: “I call my husband the dentist. Nobody can drill like he does.” The second woman giggled and confessed: “I call my husband the miner because of his incredible shaft.” The third woman quietly sipped her whiskey [Continue]

Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone? He was too busy playing the harmonica. Join The Only Airline Social Network Post Footer automatically generated by wp-posturl plugin for wordpress. Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post Recommend on Facebook Buzz it up Share on Linkedin share via Reddit Share with Stumblers Tweet about [Continue]

The teacher in Johnny’s school asked the class what their parents did for a living. One little girl said her father was a doctor, another said her mother was an engineer. When it was Little Johnny’s turn, he stood up and said “My mom’s a whore.” Naturally, after that remark, he got sent off to [Continue]

So the baby snake says to its mom: “Mom, are we poisonous?” And the mommy snakes says, “Why do you ask?” The baby replies, “Because I just bit my tongue.” Join The Only Airline Social Network Post Footer automatically generated by wp-posturl plugin for wordpress. Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious Digg this post [Continue]

A man walked into a Florida bar with his alligator and asked the bartender: “Do you serve lawyers here?” “Sure.” “Good. One beer for me and a lawyer for my alligator.” Join The Only Airline Social Network Post Footer automatically generated by wp-posturl plugin for wordpress. Blog this! Bookmark on Delicious [Continue]

In days of old, when knights were bold, this particular knight was leaving for a crusade and called one of his squires: “I’m leaving for the crusade.Here is the key to my wife’s chastity belt. If, in 10 years, I haven’t returned, you may use the key as I’m sure she will have needs.” The [Continue]

The following is a (supposedly) true story, as seen by millions of viewers on a Spanish T.V. Channel: The parents of a teenage girl decided to put their daughter’s name forward for a surprise game show. She idolized teen-age pop star Ricky Martin, and they arranged for TV cameras to be placed throughout the house. [Continue]